So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
Why can’t everything be free bruh like everyone just works and everyone gets everything free like everyone can have some good ass food and an iPhone or some shit Idk
So ugh um I guess this is low key communism…. I ain’t know
Don’t be a twat: parody posters tackle anti-social commuters (via)
do a sick
i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself
she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start
three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress
This makes me extremely content.
damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some
DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E
when you get a hot new mutual